Not limited to just limited to car or truck windows, Our premium vinyl decals can be installed on any hard smooth surface.



Are you ready to truly move on and make a bold statement? Sometimes, a little humor is the best medicine for a past relationship. Our “Calvin Piss On My Ex” decal sticker offers a fun, cheeky, and incredibly satisfying way to express your newfound freedom. It’s more than just a sticker; it’s a symbol of letting go, reclaiming your peace, and having a good laugh along the way. Show the world you are thriving, and your ex is firmly in your rearview mirror.
We craft each decal from premium, high-grade outdoor vinyl, ensuring a lasting impression. This robust material stands up to daily wear and tear, maintaining its integrity and vibrant look. What does this mean for you? You get a durable, long-lasting statement piece that won’t degrade quickly. It holds its appeal year after year, just like your renewed confidence.
Our decals are built to endure all kinds of weather, featuring a special UV protective layer. This advanced protection prevents fading and cracking, even under intense sun or harsh rain. So, whether you place it on your car window, a laptop, or an outdoor item, your decal will stay bright and intact. It resists the elements, keeping your message visible and impactful, no matter what the forecast brings.
Applying your new decal is wonderfully simple and hassle-free. Each sticker comes with an easy-to-follow guide, allowing for a smooth, bubble-free application every time. This means you won’t struggle with frustrating air pockets or crooked placement. Furthermore, our strong adhesive ensures your decal stays firmly in place, but should you decide to update your message later, it removes cleanly without leaving sticky residue or damaging surfaces. You gain both security and flexibility.
The iconic “Calvin” silhouette, combined with its unforgettable message, creates an instant conversation starter. This precision-cut design captures every detail, giving you a sharp, professional-looking graphic. What does this offer you? A distinctive, humorous way to personalize your belongings and share your unique sense of humor. It’s instantly recognizable and delivers your message with unmistakable charm and wit.
You can apply these versatile decals to a wide array of smooth, non-porous surfaces. Think car windows, bumpers, laptops, water bottles, toolboxes, or even your favorite coffee mug. This broad compatibility allows you to spread your message and personality wherever you go. Keep it clean with a simple wipe, and it continues to look fantastic, adding a touch of playful rebellion to your everyday items.
Embrace the joy of moving forward and make a memorable statement with our “Calvin Piss On My Ex” decal. It promises durability, effortless application, and a whole lot of personality. This is your chance to boldly declare your independence with a smile. Choose quality and humor; choose a decal that truly speaks your mind.








